Déjà vu

The moment where skeletons in the closet start talking to voices in the head.

Imponderable

The trouble with group sex is that you never really know where to put your elbows.

#Fact

Computers spare men from making a lot of unnecessary conjectures. So do bikinis.

Junoon

Jab aarzoo mein wajood ho,
to havaayein bhi saans rok leti hain.